What kinds of reading materials do you keep in the bathroom?

I have some old comic books.

I am in my late 30s.

~cries~

LOL ... NONE.

I never sit on the crapper and read. I am in and out AND if i cannot "go" immediately .... i simply get up and come back when i can.

I've never seen a playboy ..... BUT I have a few Watchtowers and Awake! Magazine copies also ..... but um, i keep them in my crate with other assorted cult doctrines, pamphlets and materials.

Personally the "Should You Believe in the Trinity?" Pamphlet is among my favourites to tear apart for research purposes. *thinks* well, that and the WT Booklet, "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived." ... but i read those at the computer or in my Chair ... not on the Loo.

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Ya know I could never figure out, why anyone would want to read on the John? How could you even get comfortable and endure the happenings in the John? My Brother-in-Law would come to our home and take my magazine into the toilet. He would stay in there forever. It really annoyed me, because as if no one else needs to use the toilet. Then when the jerk came back out he would lay the magazine back onto the coffee table. I would throw it away. Arrogant to the core. I hope you benefit from the Watchtower . The info in there could be benificial to you. You must lead a very boring, self centered life. Too bad. I bet you spend most of your day on the John.

Newspapers

I have a few Hustler, Playboy, and some tattoo magazines. My husband also has some Eastbay catalogs in there. Sometimes he likes to shop while he is pooping. Haha

a monthly Maxim Mag, an old Playboy, and next book I'm about to start reading "Rant" by Chuck Palahniuk (I'm still waiting for a large time consuming deuce to break into that baby).

One time I saw this guy who had Vanity Fair, etc, in the bathroom, and with a magazine like that you can never tell the sex orientation

I don't understand reading material in bathrooms. Or heated floors. Or running water. I've been thinking about making my bathroom a time capsule and permanently sealing it off from the rest of the house.

I actually don't have anything in there to read. I'm a Speed-Pooper, and I never take more than 5 minutes to complete the task. Except for those couple times after my kids were born and I was all constipated. Yeah, I'm glad you asked too.

I really don't read in there any longer, I used to when I was with my ex.......I think people do it just to get away and have some privacy. Nowadays I may sit there and think about what I need to get accomplished in the near future (chores, errends) ,but never read,like I used to...............Hiding in the bathroom from your s/o, just one more reason to hate conventional marriage, thanks for the positive reinforcement.

He has everything from hunting magazines to Stock Car parts catalogs. No porn...with the kiddies around.