What is the most inane news headline you've seen this week?

i saw a front page article on a squid that looked like it had a smiley face.

also a man who fell out of a ski chair lift but was held in by his pants which came down leaving him naked from the waist dwon while hanging upside down for like 20 minutes until help came. there were lots of photos. plus his child was sitting in the lift watching him.

There's this doctor..he donated his kidney to his wife...she cheated on him and they are in a nasty divorce.

he is SUING her for the kidney...He want it RETURED or the value of the kidney given in cash settlement! Million $+!

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then later in the news I saw this headline:

A contestant on The Biggest Loser has been arrested for allegedly assaulting a housemate with a bag of flour. LOL

Woman finds rare 1839 photo of first baseball team, tries to sell it on ebay for $10.00.

LOL That's probably not what you were looking for, but I saw it on the yahoo homepage earlier and thought it was funny.

Its not cnn but here it is:

Dolphins get nose for fishing with sponge tool

link:http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/...

Porn industry wants a government bailout

Your mother likes to have a "good time" with anyone for a few cans of Ice House and a pack of GPCs.

POOR OLD WOOLWORTHS

CUUUUUUTTTTTEEE!!...but no