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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicCelebrities · 1 decade ago

As think I may be father to Angelina Jolies twins can I insist on a paternity test as she has refused to answ?

answer my letters the guy in the next bed who thinks he is Napolean says I have rights ,serious answers only please best answer wins a learn to sail holiday in Somalia (flights not included) and 1000 shares in Woolworths and a crisp £7 note

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Easy. Jump the gate and snatch a piece of hair form each twin. Have Napoleon help you. Bribe the security officers with your wonderful prizes. I'll even throw in ocean front property in Colorado and the Brooklyn Bridge.

    Good luck! Tell Brad I said Hi.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well you can call the Maury show and if she refuses to go on the show then you are definitely the father, and then I would get that court order for a paternity test. Good Luck; )

  • 1 decade ago

    ok so the way to get your kids is get a relegious person who has a ton of holy water and then go hide some treasure inside it and then hide the bucket of holy water in a dangerous tomb and then tell angelina that she needs to go find this treasure to become holy and while she is gone take your babies and move to Tanzania

  • 1 decade ago

    Dude you got the best of it. Why would you want to have to help her take care of twins... Wait til they are older and go nail her again, when she it hot and skinny

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  • 1 decade ago

    Your case will surely hold up in any competent court of law (wink,wink).

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Get on Maury!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sure you are...and I'm Barbra Streisands lost twin sister!

  • You first need a court order with substantial damage which i doub u have.

  • 1 decade ago

    come on dude. be serious. everyone knows your lying. not funny

  • 1 decade ago

    thats the craziest thing i've heard all day!!!!!!! who are you and how'd you get to fornicate with Jolie!!!!!

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