Is the moon made of cheese?

I used to think, "no, that's silly". If the Moon were made cheese, and cheese is made from milk, then where are the cows? You can't have cows on the Moon, right?

There are some sayings which were designed to be said with a tongue firmly planted in the speaker's cheek, and the supposed connection between the Moon and green cheese is one of them. When people say the moon is made of green cheese, they are almost invariably being sarcastic or deliberately obtuse. Since the real (and cheese-free) composition of the Moon should be a well-established bit of knowledge, anyone who would honestly believe it was made from green cheese would clearly be seen as ignorant or gullible. This is the context under which most people bring up the Moon/green cheese connection in conversation.

Yes it is. It is Norfolk Blue cheese, a bit like Stilton.

If it was made of cheese, wouldn't mice be crawling all over it?

lol yh it is. I've been to the moon and it tasted like cheedar. When Neil Armstrong went he thought it tasted like mozzarella

Yup. It is the best cheese to use on grilled cheese sandwiches.

No it isn't he was either joking with you or he is ^&*(^ at Astronomy. It is made of rock. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon

well at one time it was rumored to be

Sigh....