Will the pick-up line "I'd like to squeeze your fartbox" work better if one says it in French or English?

French as long as the word fartbox is not said in english. Ya know how every so often they will be all 'fluent like' and out of no where they say something like, "John Travolta" and it completely makes you lose focus on trying to learn the language.

For some people, it doesn't matter what language they're going to use. They have no chance.

For others, hey, they don't even have to ask!

But, when in doubt, say it in French so she can snap back "In your dreams, Pierre!"

See, that's the one bad thing about the English language. We don't actually have a "everyday man name" like "Pierre" for the French. I'd have to say something like "In your dreams, sport" and it's just not as funny.

Everything sounds better in French

I'd aiment serrer votre fartbox

I'll get back to you, after I ask it in French to one of the Fry Guys from Mcdonalds.

just cut it down to i'd like to ride you around the block he ain't gonna care about the rest

I think better in French if the person didn't speak French...

I fart in your general direction. Spoken in English with an outrageous French accent.

Bitte drücken Sie meine fart Feld Vielen Dank ...

(thats German..hey I try)

LMFAO!

J'aimerais serrer votre fartbox.....I'd say it in french....