When you were a little kid, were your Barbies total hos?

Actually I pulled the bottoms off my Barbies and GI Joe's and switched 'em. Then I forced them to make out.

So technically they were gay playa ho's

What exactly, does that say about me?

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I only had one G.I Joe and like 20 barbies...so I guess Joe was a happy fellow.

All of my barbies had their turn with my one Ken doll. Then GI Joe got in the mix, but he got his head cut off. Jem was more of a whore though - there was just one of her and she managed to rape Ken, had sex with all of the Holograms, the Misfits (in Jem land not Danzig), the Transformers and Skeletor - all in the Castle of Greyskull.

So in the end Jem was the true ho.

G.I joe was a player

I changed the locks on the doors on my GI Joe when he and Ken went out to party one night

NO ... one was a Pastor, One was a Doctor and the other a Stay at Home mom. She taught Sunday School.

<--------- Was a boring kid. *cries*

My G.I Joe' however ..... oh now they kicked azz. Cobra Commander was toast, my friend. Total toast.

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I loved Barbies! haha

And G.I. Joe got stuck...

No, but we made them be...They worked for an escort service Ken, Inc. with Ken as their pimp, and they had names like Bed-Bangin' Barbie...

No, but i used to force my sisters barbies to scissor together alot.

I think they liked it .