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Shaz
You're an idiot if you take me seriously.
Anyone ever been kicked out of a store for using the mannequins?
as a sex ed tool?
Me neither.
14 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoThink Santa could just be an offspring of God?
You know they're both always watching, keeping lists of who is naughty or nice. Seems like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree to me.
4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoI got free tampon samples in the mail today, is this a good omen?
Just looking for a sign.
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you think old people in senior homes get it on?
Just curious....all that cohabitation and all.
31 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoI am having some bad luck lately, is it because I didn't forward on those chain emails?
You know the ones, they say to send to 10-12 of your friends within 30 minutes or something will happen, etc.
And here I was trying to be a good friend and not send those on....all my contacts are going to be bombarded now.
20 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you take the proper precautions in public restrooms?
Please tell me you never sit on the seat
18 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHow would you write a violation letter?
if you could say anything you wanted?
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAnd it came out like hellfire! What am I talking about?
a. My boss's breath
b. My BM after eating some suspicious Chinese food.
c. I don't know, you're a freak and you kinda scare me a little bit.
d. Other
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you think when a woman gets more valentines than most other women?
it means she puts out?
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you masticate slowly?
25 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAnyone besides me getting sick of that Victoria Beckham haircut?
You know, with the longer sides in front and shorter in the back.
It's a nice cut, but so many chicks have them at work, its like the "Stepford Wives" around here.
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoEver see someone with a kickin' body, nice face and then...bad hair?
There is no excuse for bad hair. None. Especially if the guy takes the trouble to work out and then has a hairdo like Fred Flintstone.
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoEver find a little bump and think you have some flesh eating bacteria?
Of course, there's always the possibly I am over reacting as well.....
26 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhen you were a little kid, were your Barbies total hos?
Or was your G.I. Joe a playa?
31 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago