If Christmas is all about Christ, how come I can't find Jesus wrapping paper?

It's in aisle 7, in between the 50 gallon drums of holy water and the day-glow rosaries.

Probably because the tradition of gift-giving is based upon the "three" pagan magi (wise men) from the east, and they didn't arrive until Jesus was 2 years old.

In other words, gift-giving has nothing to do with Jesus' birth.

From Matthew chapter 2: http://kingjbible.com/matthew/2.htm

Matthew 2:11 clearly shows that by the time the wise men, or magi, showed up, Jesus was a small child and lived in a house.

Matthew 2:7,16 clearly show that Herod carefully determined that Jesus was now 2 years old.

Matthew 2:13,16 also clearly show that the magi's divination by astrology - condemned by God, (Deuteronomy 18:10-12) - made it necessary for an angel to send Jesus' family into hiding, and brought violent death to baby and toddling boys of Bethlehem!

Who but an enemy of God would design such events?

Because your buying it from wal-mart.....they don't care about religious stuff they can make money off of it. Also PAGANS MIGHT WANT TO BUY SOME if some atheists say that we totally ripped off the pagans from christmas. GO to a christian or bible shop...you'll find some!

If you go down the aisle with the Goya products you'll find an abundance of Jesus candles just rip the labels off them and decorate your gifts. Remember Jesus is the reason for the season. Santa is a big old Queen anyways

People are trying to take under God out of the pledge of allegiance, and people don't seem to worship God anymore. I would make my own, since it would give it a nice touch.

I agree with Frog E. They also have it in places like walgreens ect

LOL. Good point.

Maybe at a Christian bookstore you'll find some.

I asked if I could borrow the shroud of Turin but they said 'No'.

You *can* find it. You just haven't looked in the right places.

You can buy it in a christian book/gift shop