Do you masticate slowly?

I swallow slowly enjoying the consistency.

I masticate constantly, my parents say I have a problem. My mom has to wash my sheets and clothes every other day. There are stains all over my sheets. One time I masticated and it squirted in my eye.

I don't know actually. I never noticed how quickly or slowly I masticated. I am going to say like medium speed. :D

Yes I masticate slowly, speed up, and then check the condition of my coccyx.

I masticate at a blinding speed.

Only when it is something I am not enthused about eating - like at a party when the hostess says "Try my great new recipe that has chocolate-flavored chopped lamb liver." You can be sure that is going to be a real slow meal to chow down..

No. I have to eat in 20 min at work, so I've developed this habit of scarfing it down.

Prolly average

Slower than my girlfriend. She has a habit of just gobbling it all down.

I wish! I'm an over-zealous eater.