Is it common for ladies items of underwear to go missing in action ?

Its all to common in my village old boy, there's been a recent spate of such incidents where a ladies undergarments have been swiped off their washing line in the dead of night. The victims all pretty and in their early twenties reported a lingering smell of gin and brylcreem at the scene of the crime (most curious)

One can only imagine what this fiend is doing with all these delicate frillies, probably spreading them out on his fine marble floor covering himself in custard and rolling around on them, one would imagine. Tip top.

Yes I do loose many pairs...sometimes in a cab, sometimes at restaurants or clubs, at peoples houses. Scoundrel is very quick just when I think he's not around bam I loose my panties. Even ones he has bought me. He's such an Indian giver. But its all in good fun. He takes the panties I sneek some Gin. Its a win win.

Mine keep running off of me, I come over to a gents house, a drink then another and another and another next thing I know panties are gone... I agree with Maggie, Scoundrel is the lingere black hole! I have resorted to painting mine own when I am around him... but the man is so persistant I awoke to him washing them off, he is the anti-panty!

I wonder how large the Scoundrel's collection is...

No, i am afraid it is a mixture of my man Cuthbertson and Rotter purloining from ladies clothes lines during the night. Cuthbertson gets a shiny new sixpence for every item and £50 for each item belonging to Fliss McFud (she doesn't often wear any) Sexy Sindy sells her own knickers to the disconcerting perverts of that little known part of ebay, 'pervs r us. So now you know, what Rotter does with them boggles the mind.

You wouldn't believe how common this is within my circle of friends. I'm almost ashamed to admit it (almost)

I know where to look when my best panties have gone missing...don;t I Scoundrel??

Fortunately, if I have had more than 4 martinis or Cosmopolitans...I really don't remember where I threw them anyway.....but I imagine Scoundrel follows me around more often than he says.

I think I saw him lurking around the pub while I was out last night...hmmmm, and ironically....my peek-a-boo undies are MIA.

giggles

It nice to keep a woman's panties after the action. The scent of a woman there can provide additional pleasure later.

I do believe our learned and esteemed friend Scoundrel has a lingerie collection. With regards to the black hole, he has recently complained his latest female stalker lives on it.

Her name is Miss Matter, and has an auntie Matter also.

I confess Lord Charles, most of them (but not all) are in my possession being an ardent collector of these things. Are you looking for a particular pair, may I ask?

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Maggie: Indeed it is true Maaggie, I do have a large collection of your panties <blushes>. The crimson high cuts are my favourite and take pride of place on my ... erm ... trophy wall.

It is quite common for ladies items to go missing, but that's because the guy kept them & is probably wearing them too.

jk

I've lost a few things over the years