Why are rubber donkeys never as good a seller as rubber duckies?

You would have to have a really big tub. And if you have a tub that big can I come take a bath with you? After I hose you off a bit that is.

Well I don't know where you're from but here in Chicago there are a plethora of rubber donkey stores here. If you want to give me an address I'll send you some.

I was banned from the rubber donkey store

WOW !!!! .... That brought back powerful memories of being scarred by the Rubber Blob the slithered into my wash basin when I was a lil tyke. If it wasn't for Ole Yeller ...I might have been a goner for sure!

Let's not forget the tragedy that was the "Rubber Froggy incident". That thing looked like you worked it over with a switchblade. The horror, man.....THE HORROR!

You just grew up in the wrong era...My kids have had plenty of rubber donkeys to play with, thanks to the movie Shrek.

have YOU ever tried getting a rubber on a donkey??? it's nearly impossible!! ;)

I had a few a$$es to play with in my older years !

cuz the girls buy them first!!! never been to mexico to see the donkey show, have you??

Most people would rather bathe with a 'quack' instead of an 'as s'. ♥