Spilling Beer Poll: does god hate me?

Question

Say your coolin at home looking up pornography and drinking a delicious brew when your laptop cord knocks over your finely bottled beverage and it spills all over yourself, the sofa, floor, and table. What do you do! 

A. Sprint for the refrigerator and get another beer
B. Clean your sofa because its beautiful white and you dont like stains
C. Start sucking the beer out of your carpet (cant waste any)
D. Cry, really really hard
E. Spray oxy-clean all over your clothes before taking them off
F. My socks are super absorbent 
G. Other

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

get naked, throw a newspaper over the wetspot and grab another beer

clowny clown clown · Answer

God does hate you. Why else would you spill your beer and have to pay for porn. D then A. Then G. Pray to god to clean up the mess. He owes you.

♥A.Marie1 is blah♥ · Answer

In all honesty, it would depend on how drunk I am and what Im doing while Im checking out porn...wink wink! Id probably just throw my towel over it and grab another beer!

John H · Answer

A A A A A A ---Snatched a six pack just in case.

Eve · Answer

All of the above.
by the way, in the UK, a brew means a cup of tea. if we are talking about tea here, i change my answer to none of the above.

Anonymous · Answer

G. Tell GCG to get out from under my desk and clean it up.

zippy · Answer

the socks, of course. what else are they good for other than soaking up beer?

Anonymous · Answer

C. Yes, God hates you. God hates everyone. He's a bit of a c*nt.

Anonymous · Answer

C, B, then w/o wasting any more time A

Anonymous · Answer

G. My dog is trained in moments like this.

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