tell me something funny and you will get 2 points. =]?

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when John (not the sharpest pencil in the batch) got off work.

He made his way to his car and wondered how he was going to make it home. He sat in his car while it warmed up and thought about his situation.

He finally remembered his dad's advice that if he got caught in a blizzard he should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way he would not get stuck in a snow drift.

This made him feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and he started to follow it.

As he followed the snow plow, he was feeling very smug as they continued and he was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After an hour had passed, he was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to his car and signaled for him to roll down his window.

The snow plow driver wanted to know if he was all right as he had been following him for a long time.

John said that he was fine and told him of his dad's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was okay with him and he could continue if he wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.

photons have mass? I didnt even know they were catholic!

Chuck norris decended from the heavens on his winkie

a radioactive cat is said to have 18 half-lives

your mom goes to college.... i love that one lol

didn't even say anything funny.

2 points for me

dierea or how ever u spell it!!!!!!!! funny or not 2 points for me :D

snapple rhymes w apple and u jus gave me 2pnts.

pull my finger