How can Ol'Joker get caustic soda, lime, blood and napalm out of the bathtub?

Only the blood of 12 virgins can do that my friend.

Just get a bottle of Caustic Soda, Lime, Blood and Napalm Away. Works wonders. Billie Mays sells it though its usually advertised during episodes of The Sopranos for some reason =/

A mixture of 50% vinegar, 20 % bleach, and 30% pure reverse osmosis water.

Mix gently for 20 minutes at room temperature.

Dab vigorously and then let stand for 15 minutes.

Wipe with a clean cloth and then flush with water.

Dispose of cloth in an out door well ventilated area.

Not that I know anything about these things.

I heard it someplace.

I'm sure I remember my great aunt telling me how to clean caustic soda, lime, blood and napalm. I'm sure she said that you have to use white wine to cancel it out..... or was she talking bout how to clean a red wine stain..... not sure... I am forgetful these days.

I bet Betty thinks it is a water sport. I live in the hills of southeast Tennessee We have moonshine springs. :)

Toss in a match.

It'll be gone in a flash.

(Just make sure your friend has his runnin' shoes on...)

a match would be a good start

tell your friend to climb in and rub around in it until his or her skin absorbs all that crap.

hmmmmm.... it is that Lime that makes things difficult.....

Tell it to your friend..... who, btw., I don't think is any good to you.... hm...

oooo who did u kill this time joker?