Will there ever come a day...?

If you stop questioning the motives of chickens you enable a pathway to superstition and manipulation.

No. Sorry. There's just something not quite...right about chickens, if you take my meaning. They're not like us. All that clucking and pecking and scratching. It's not that I'm racist, or anything, but could you really call a chicken...human?

I wouldn't trust'em.

Not while there's a chance all the headless ones will come together and spontaneously combust in Dec 2012, bringing about the very end they have flapped about for so long.

(I'd say squawked, but they're headless).

Never! Chickens should be under constant scrutiny. They might be plotting a poultry rebellion!

Not for a long, long time.

Case in point:

http://skeptico.blogs.com/skeptico/2009/02/why-did...

Yes. December 31, 2099.

That depends on the rooster on the other side of the road.

Questioning their motives is just plain racism.

Will there ever come a day when we can get together

Not while I still walk the Earth.