Boxing question, who would you pick in these matches and why?

1) Fred - moves & hits like Butterbean and he is too much for the lightweight George

2) Michelle - the fact that her look-alike Aunt Esther swung a mean pocketbook probably indicated that she also has a heck of a bolo punch like Kid Gavilan

3) Rush - Rush's Tony Galento style lunges would win over Blagos continual backpedaling & Rush would drop Blago the same way Tony dropped Joe Louis

1. Fred Flintstone was a cave man, George Jetson wouldn't last a round.

2. Oprah is a billionaire Michelle's the first lady. Michelle by decision.

3. Limbaugh is a big fat idiot, Blagovejich would crush him in less than a round.

1. Jetson wins by disqualification as Flinstone uses his caveman club when he begins to tire in the late rounds (sounds more like wrestling but its the most creative i can think of).

2. Oprah appears to land the more effective shots through the course of the bout, utilising her power. However Obama wins in a split decision, it is thought that her friends in high places influenced the judging.

3. Limbaugh and Blagojevich are two very evenly matched fighters but Blagojevich's win at all costs attitude earns him a close points win despite having points deducted for use of the head in the 8th round, an incident that opens up a cut on Limbaugh thought to be intentional by onlookers but ruled accidental, thought to be a contributing factor to Limbaugh fading in the late rounds. Being a conservative, Limbaugh is seeking consultation on the correct procedure of appealing the result.