A man goes to see his doctor...?

Upon examination his doctor says

"I'm sorry to say that you have Hong Kong Dong."

The man asks "What can you do for it?"

The dr answers "I can cut it off"

Seeming drastic, the man says "No, thanks" deciding a second opinion is necessary.

The second doctor, echoed the previous diagnosis and when the man asked if anything can be done, the dr says "I can cut it off for you."

Unable to face the doctors' prescribed treatment, the man decides that he should go to the source of his condition, that doctor's in Hong Kong would be better prepared for his ailment.

The doctor in Hong Kong says,

"Oh! Yes Sir. You definitely have Hong Kong Dong."

When the man asks "Is there anything we can do, doctor?" the dr replys "I'll not do anything, in two weeks it's gonna fall off!"