HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST FROM CONFUCIOUS?

Confucius Says

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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ***

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with

Wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.