how much longer will it be before Al Gore gets mad and shuts the Internet off?

Wouldn't they have to install his emotion chip for him to get mad first?He is an android,right?

Al Gore did NOT invent the internet, my friend Charlie did. If you want proof, I'll take you over to his house. He keeps it in his back yard. He made it out of wood. Why else do you think that people get hammered and then nailed on here?!?!?!?!?!

Al Gore did not invent the internet however he did make up global warming

I actually like the man, but the WWW is as much a curse as it has been a blessing. What I really wanna slap him around for is the global warming thing. Why the heck has this winter been so brutal?

Dallas

Holy Crap I would hate him so freakin much. It'll probably be after he realizes that I bought a bottle of CO2 on ebay just so I could release it into the environment.

ebay...theres some crazy stuff on there (pulls out copy of littering for dummies)

Manbearpig?

Just give him some Jack and he'll clam down and shut his trap once and for all. Stand back though; he tends to fling sweat and saliva. You wouldn't want that now would ya?

At an inconvenient time.

Why's he mad? Did someone steal his Hole CD's?! He's a totally big Courtney Love fan ya know! fotfral!

Just as soon as he discovers how to rescue us from Global Warming and a cure for cancer.

He has control over the internet?