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Why is: "Get off your lazy butt and go clean the house" not one of the options Yahoo gives you to do in the meantime?
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Because they really don't want you leaving your computer. They are sending subliminal messages to control your life. They are preparing you for the Antichrist to arrive. Bawahahahaha....LOL
Source(s): Big G - :)(:Lv 51 decade ago
Probably the only options are to be a lively, happy butt, and do all the things within a breath, or to be a lazy (?), dead butt.
For some ones it may probably not be a half way, a half life. They are definitely ill. Hm, I have things to do :)
- ?Lv 61 decade ago
Maybe because some of us are mad scientists who take it as a cue to explore technical difficulties and test our psychic abilities to hypnotize the mice in the kitchen into believing they are the maids and not the guests and hopefully they will do the dishes for a change.
Source(s): So far it isn't working. The mice I mean. They just like to play peek a boo with me damnit! - Joe KLv 51 decade ago
Me keeps telling her that, but she would call for her human rights of equality at least when y/a is currently unavailable!
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- 1 decade ago
Another one might be: "Go write a poem and submit it to a contest."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
i'm doing laundry in between unsuccessful answers...
Source(s): you would think it would be less aggrivating to do something useful this evening... - Anonymous1 decade ago
cuz they know no one will clean their house anyway :P
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I'll do my homework... Been neglecting them...