Do you use rubber gloves?

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Next  time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you' re  going to smile when you think of this: 

A  dentist noticed that his next patient, a little  old lady, was  nervous,  so he decided to tell her a little joke as he  put on his gloves. 

'Do you know how they  make these gloves?' he asked. 

'No, I  don't,' she replied. 
   
'Well,'  he  spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a  big tank  of  latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to  the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then  peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of  the right size. ' 
  
She didn't  crack a smile. 

'Oh, well. I tried, 'he  thought. 

But five minutes later, during  a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst  out laughing. 

'What's so funny?' he  asked. 

'I was just envisioning how  condoms are made!'

Twizzted and unholy · Accepted Answer

great joke, i wonder why so small.

Anonymous · Answer

Hi Ducky, I Laugh out loud with this one.. I too can picture how they make condoms... Hahahahahaha.. Very very funny My Friend.. Don't forget the Latex.. Hehehehe.. You deserve a Big Fat Star for this one Ducky.. Lol A Friend, poppy1

Anonymous · Answer

I used to work as graphic designer at a balloon company that used 500,000 gallons of liquid latex a week....good times.

destiny · Answer

My dear Carole...

W O W !!! What a coincidence...because I have a dentist appointment at 4:30 PM....and I have a dental-phobia....Puuhhhh...Your story has "brightened up" my fear of the dentist today....Thanks, Carole!

Send you all my love from Germany...your friend...Annette***

lostnsavd · Answer

Philippians 4:8  Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

Lady of Liberty · Answer

that was good....im leaving u tommorrow at least im leaving answers..i hope u still have my e-mail if u ever want to talk..by the way this joke was one of my favs from u

Drop short and duck · Answer

I wonder if I can get a job there as they make them too big for mine.

Kitty 2 · Answer

LMAO that was funny.. never heard that one.. Star 4 u..

P&#39;quaint! · Answer

I just love your naughty side,  Carole!

PandaBear xoxo · Answer

hahaha! that's soooo funny, there are some really great jokes at http://www.lotsofjokes.com

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Do you use rubber gloves?

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