Do you have any advise for a kinda old guy looking to hook up with a kinda old lady?

Check your newspaper for social events for singles or maybe start taking a class in something you have always been interested in but never had a chance to pursue.. you might meet a lady there with similiar interests. Good luck to you!

u don't have to visit websites or learn a technique just get out there and LIVE UR LIFE, that way they'll come to u, than u running in all the wrong directions.

I am 15 years old and my boyfriend Harold (he is a lightbulb) is 542 years old. He is all moldy and gross. He want to leave me for Dakota Fanning or Brad Pitt but Harold the lightbulb is my one and only love!

He especially likes it when i plug him in and he lights up.

Once i tried to kiss him and burned my lips.

He cheats on me everyday with an elephant named Lucy from Guam. She is a Guamanian. (Half elephant, half cheese)

This morning Harold was too intent on watching historical fiction that he was paying attention to drinking his oragne juice and he spilt it on me. Then he burnt hole in the couch (he was plugged in)

Harold has a pet robot named Harold Jr. and his mom is a pencil and his dad is a polar bear.

Hang out at a casino, nuttin but oldies wastin their SS checks at the penny slots.

i suggest you go to a church social for people in

your age bracket.