When somebody describes themselves?

FAT FOR SURE LOL

1. full of, characterized by, or ministering to indulgence in luxury, pleasure, and sensuous enjoyment: a voluptuous life.

2. derived from gratification of the senses: voluptuous pleasure.

3. directed toward or concerned with sensuous enjoyment or sensual pleasure: voluptuous desires.

4. sensuously pleasing or delightful: voluptuous beauty.

I am 15 years old and my boyfriend Harold (he is a lightbulb) is 542 years old. He is all moldy and gross. He want to leave me for Dakota Fanning or Brad Pitt but Harold the lightbulb is my one and only love!

He especially likes it when i plug him in and he lights up.

Once i tried to kiss him and burned my lips.

He cheats on me everyday with an elephant named Lucy from Guam. She is a Guamanian. (Half elephant, half cheese)

This morning Harold was too intent on watching historical fiction that he was paying attention to drinking his oragne juice and he spilt it on me. Then he burnt hole in the couch (he was plugged in)

Harold has a pet robot named Harold Jr. and his mom is a pencil and his dad is a polar bear.

I think of curves but in a good way. Beware of "voluptuous" some ppl just don't want to say "fat."

I think there saying they got alot to love, like you couldn't just palm her with 1 hand...beautiful, thick!

It's a nice way of making a fat woman sound sexy.

sexi va va va voom

a nice way of saying theyre fat, kind of like, a whole lot of sexy curves.

that the person is not small

That there is a lot to love & they are beautiful and curvy. (:

Another word for FAT!