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Joe K
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Joe K asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Funny joke about a talking monkey?

Talking Monkey

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey nods his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked." The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?" "Driving" motioned the monkey.

Found this and wanted to share it with you guys and gals

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  • 1 decade ago
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    hehehehe. thats funny. =)

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!!! Here's one for you:

    The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.

    I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat. I hadn't considered the drive across town.

    At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

    The other driver leaned out of his window.

    "I hate to tell you," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that's not funny..

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  • 1 decade ago

    Awesome. Thanks man.

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