If you were opening a restaurant based on your contacts...?

"The Naked Buffet"

All you can eat, all the time.

I'd call it "The Motley Crew" lol

I'd serve food that can be eaten one handed, food like Pasta and Pizza so they could still type on Y!A while they were eating, knives and forks get in the way of the keyboard.

The Wacky Bunch

I would serve Hungarian stew

Roadside kill Kafe

Dragon in a Ditch, with Hot Phoenician Sauce

My restaurant would be called Delicious Deli. it would be full of hot and spicy dishes, an international cuisine available with take out and catering.

It would be called Monkeyshines.

I'd serve any dish that walked in the door!

I would call it the:

Alphabet Soup Kitchen

I would serve a heapin' helpin' of hospitality

Ha ha...evening special ?

It would be called "Horn Balls"

The curtains would be made of the finest Roast Beef and we would only serve ham sammaches.

Phony Faces Place

Build your own salads.

name would be P&S Cafe

One dish would have to be the Virtuous Egoist Ham Sammich

Nobody's Home.

The plates would be empty.

I have no contacts.