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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicRock and Pop · 1 decade ago

Rock and pop! I wrote another song!?

...it's called The Loonies in the Corn.

There be loonies in that corn!

They hide between the rows!

There be loonies in that there corn!

They scare away the crows!

They speak in gibberish and twitch alot!

They're afraid of clouds!

But, they can never ever be caught!

Because of their secret shrouds!

The loonies hop up and down!

They chase their own hands!

They're always smiling, never a frown!

They know no other lands!

There be crazies in the ears!

Sometimes, they think they're dogs!

They get anxious as daybreak nears!

They think they'll turn into logs!

There be loonies in the corn!

They live in corn husk huts!

There be loonies in that there corn!

Everyone knows they're nuts!

I wrote this about the 5 years I was a part of a crazy tribe of corn worshippers, after I escaped the asylum.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    AWESOME!

    I love it! And I will say, no lies, they're the most original lyrics I've seen posted here ever! I want 10 copies. :P

  • ʟu૮ү
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Catchy XD

  • ?
    5 years ago

    luckily, the guys from Rammstein wont steal it because they don't even know who Axl Rose, Eddie Veddar, or Bruce Dickinson are.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Oh My Jonas it's best thing since sliced bread. :P

    I can see Herman Li playing his Nintendocore riffs for that song!

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  • Mikki Mixx.[morgan.]
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahaha i love it! it's so funny...actually i think that would be a nice little song for someone like Alice Cooper..after all that's not as weird as his I'm Alive (After My Dead Pet Saved Me)..or something like that.

  • Mr. Crowley
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I wrote one too. It's horrible, but I posted it anyway:

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnwrA...

    EDIT: Make sure Fred Durst doesn't steal it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    this owns anything Scott Stapp has ever written

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Watch out Bob Dylan!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wow..

  • Man In the Box [ßÖÇ]
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCC

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