POLL: Did you just fart?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first! :D

a million the place is the terrific place to fart? in privateness 2 have you ever been farted on?no 3 have you ever farted on someones face?no 4 the place is the worst place to fart?in ballet classification while no track is being performed 5 Who farted first, you or your boyfriend/lady pal/husband/spouse??um...... 7 who's face could you pay 50 money to fart on?no ones 8 Who gets farted on greater, nerds/jocks/preps/stoners/loners??idk 9 Who farts on human beings greater for exciting or as a humorous tale, adult males or women?adult males 10 Who farts on human beings greater for torture, adult males or women?adult males

Oh, how Romantic!

What brought this on my friend, The full moon shining into the window or the moon that was fully shining out the window.

What, pray-tell, sweet "Juliet", was the 'wind'?? Was it : "The Fizz", the "Fazz", the "Fizz-fazz", the 'tear-a**', the 'rip-sh**', the 'snorter', or the "One" that goes "WHOOSH"?? (Either way I just 'Fluff" to the William Tell Overture!) :)

Lol nope

Yes, but I think I might of followed through too

nope

wait i dont get how thats a pickup line....

yep cos I went for a pee,oddly enough I've come to realize every chick farts whilst peeing or finishes a pee how weird hey!

no...but you just told a lame pickup line

Nope, i dont feel the urge

yes a flutter blast

Yep, that was me. Smells kinda like roses doesn't it?