my first nite in prison....any advice?

Close your eyes, relax your sphincter, and it'll all be over before you know it.

Now go earn those cigs!

I never went to prison but I did have to stay in a mental hospital for a few nights. Just keep to yourself. Don't get all the attention, just be another brick in the wall.

I know these people are joking and saying "Don't drop the soap! hahah"

But it's true. Do not drop the soap, if you are in a bad prison anything can happen.

Good luck and good night hun

Edit... Oh, by the way, I found this on your profile

"I'm in and out of prison like Ron Jeremy is in and out of Jenna Jameson. Thanks to all my prison pen pals for stayin true, and keepin it real. Peace out! "

It's not your first night is it?

Well, I heard cigarettes are like $10 each in there and if you smoke one then everyone else is gonna want you to share it with them, lol. Just don't start any trouble with anybody and you'll be fine...Oh yeah, and don't ask anybody what they are in there for unless they ask you first...I heard they get offensive if you do that.

And if you are gay...then try not to make it so obvious...I'm just judging by your pink shirt and your screen name...it seems kinda gay, lol.

BTW, I just wanted to add that I think it is ridiculous that you guys get to use computers in there. What kind of punishment is that? A lot of people don't even have computers at home! Our tax dollars at work...*shakes head*

Awww =( that's life, my friend. It depends on where you are. And it depends on what you did and how skinny you are etc. I suggest keeping on the low, don't make yourself visable. Or make friends with the tough guys. But if I were you I wouldn't threaten anybody in anyway or make yourself look vunerable.

Don't bend over in the shower! You'll prolly get your *** kicked and your sh*t ripped off. That's some bad luck.

Nite nite, keep your butt-hole tight. And definitely don't drop the soap.

keep it real, and never spit. It ruins the raisin jack. Good luck and see u on da other side.

Yes your pants will definitely be ripped off. Hello...you're Sexay as Hellz!

Lose the pink shirt

trust me on this one...walk up to the biggest, baddest, craziest moe foe and punch him. then start foaming at the mouth and talking to the ceiling. you will earn respect.

before you know it, you will be running that place.