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Police: How did the accident occur?

Driver: I have no idea Sir. I was sleeping at that time.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    you need to add to it a bit say

    a blond man was in a serious car accident he was suing the other driver for serious bodily harm! the day of court arrived and the blonde took the stand he was questioned for hours and was not making any sense finally an old police attorney dgot up ad said how did this accident occur? the blonde i dunno i was asleep!!

    you can change it from a blonde but every1 loves a blonde joke (apart from the blondes lol!!)

    hope i helped

    xx

  • 1 decade ago

    1/10

  • Nick
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    3/10

    Source(s): me
  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    0 on a scale 1 to 10

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  • 1 decade ago

    1/5

  • 1 decade ago

    2/5

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL a bit childish but funny tho 6\10

  • 1 decade ago

    Not even funny Negetive 222

  • 1 decade ago

    uuuh 3 / 10

  • 1 decade ago

    it was ok 3/10

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