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Who would win in a fight, Kool Aid Man, or Chuck Norris?

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  • Mike
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I wonder if Chuck Norris gets a check, every time someone tells one of these lame jokes.

    He would be a very wealthy man.

  • 1 decade ago

    Chuck Norris would drink the kool-aid in the Kool-Aid Man

  • 1 decade ago

    Chuck Norris

  • 1 decade ago

    Definitely Chuck Norris!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The Kool Aid Man would beat Chuck Norris' old,pathetic azz all over the place.

  • 1 decade ago

    Neither, the kool aid man would offer chuck norris a drink they would sit down and talk.

    :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Who's Chuck Norris??

    Kook Aid Man all the way!

  • apple
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Kool Aid Man.

    Source(s): The Truth
  • 1 decade ago

    Kool-Aid Man

  • 1 decade ago

    chuck norris

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