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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

ok here's another funny joke!!?

A bitter husband says to his wife, "on your headstone, i'll put 'COLD AS EVER!!'

wife says, "that's ok on yours i'll put, 'STIFF AT LAST'

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Good one kid 10 out of 10 and a star

  • SiegLiz
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LOL gotta love the comical fights between husbands and wives

  • Erinn
    1 decade ago

    Hehe lol. I get it. She'll be cold when she dies cause all the heat will go away . He'll be stiff cause he can't move when he dies. Lol funny joke.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO Hilarious!

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  • Love
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Omg I have heard this before and didnt ever get it! I finally got it this time!

    I guess I had to read it.

  • pinklover
    1 decade ago

    HEHEHEHE

    1,000,000,000 TIMES BETTER THAN THE OLDIE DUDE

    SMILEY JW

  • torysheckler
    1 decade ago

    ahaha thats funny you should totally be a comedian!lolololoooool

  • lourdes
    5 years ago

    Starred :) And V.Funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that's a good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol youre definitely making my night:)

    thats great..haha

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