Can someone make me laugh?

My little 3yr old girl has this little toy flip phone that she carries around all the time in her pocket. She'll take it out and flip it open and closed repeatedly. The other day she took it into the bedroom to show my wife how she could open it and close it. Then she pointed to the edge of it and in a deadly grave voice said, "You see this? This is my knife -- this will cut you BAD. Don't touch it!" My wife then realized she was imitating her daddy with his pocket-knife. He cut himself very badly the other day while sharpening a knife for a customer. ...which makes for another cute story: Upon seeing his own blood and feeling the razor sharp knife touch the bone, daddy ran to the couch clenching his arm. He laid down and put his feet up in an attempt to keep from passing out (Darlene says he's kind of a sissy -- NOT!). The wife and three kids (3, 4, & 5 years) came running to daddy's side. He briefly showed the wound to them and explained what happened. As they've seen daddy do for them when they were hurt or sick, they all laid hands on him and prayed. They know that Name -- the Name of Jesus. Darlene helped them of course, and we've been amazed at how the wound has sealed up and scabbed up tight with no stitches required. It only bled enough to form a scab. The only doctoring we did was to pour some brown Betadine solution over it; and later sprayed it with liquid bandage. It touches my heart to see my kids have such good faith.

Ps 107:8 -- ...Praise the LORD for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men!

Sorry you've had a bad day. Hope you have a better one tomorrow!

1. I am sorry about you having a baaaad daaayyy...

2. Here is a song i sing to make people happy...(to the tune of "row row row your boat... PLEASE READ the whole thing!!)

Row, row, row your boat,

Undernaeth the stream!

ha, ha

fooled you!

It's a submarine

3.; Call up a friend... they'll help ya outt =)

4. This is stupid.. I know. "Hey, Mary.. Guess what i did" "What's that?" "I sniffed COKE!!" "You did WHAT?!?" "YAH! but the ice cubes got stuck uo my nose.." "o_0"

5. There were these three men who worked together building a bridge. Each day, each one of the men brought the same thing for lunch. Bill brought a turkey sandwitch, James a Ham, and Fred a salami. One day, bill said "If i eat this sandwitch tommorow, I swear i will jump off the bridge" James replyed "Yah! And if i get the same sandwitch, i'll jump off the bridge too" and Fred agreed "Me too." So that night they each told there wives what they would do if they went to work, and their lunches were packed the same as always. The wives did not belive them. The next afternoon, James found that his lunch had not changed, so off the bridge he went. He died. Bill found that his sandwitch was the same also, and had the same fate as James. Fred found he had the same lunch as always, and his fate was the same as Bill's and Fred's. James' and Bill's wives began to cry, asking why they didnt pack them a differnt sandwithch. They asked Fred's wife why she wasn't sad or upset that she didnt pack him a differnt sandwitch. She said "Why should i blame it on myself? Fred packs his own lunch!!" (sorry that was long but not very rewarding)

6. There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head stranded on an island, 300 miles away from land. So they decided that they were going to swim to land. First up was the red head. she swam 60 miles and got tired, but when she got to 65, she drowned. So the brunette went. she swam 70 miles and got tired, got to 80 miles and then drowned. So the blonde was a little nervous, but went anyways. The blonde swam half way, got tired, so she swam back.

im truly sorry u had a bad day on your birthday

this will cheer u up:

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. 'You can't get out of your room?' the captain asked, 'Why not?'

The stewardess replied: 'There are only three doors in here,' she sobbed, 'one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!'

oh and no offense honey!

im a blonde too but this made me laugh!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday! I hope this gives you a chuckle. I will share my most embarrassing moment with you. Maybe it will give you a laugh.

My ex husband wanted to name our youngest daughter Becky. He went so far as to tell the whole family after she was born that her name was Becky when he knew I couldn't stand the name. So we had told our daughter that story from the time she was little.

When she was about 5 we were having some new Christian neighbors we had never met over for supper. Our daughters were the same age. I looked at the little girl and asked her her name." She answered sweetly, "Becky." Having to say something nice I replied. That's a nice name. The woman in returned asked my daughter her name. She smiled and said her name. The woman said the same reply I did to that. Then my daughter says to her, "Ya, my daddy wanted to name me Becky but my mom hated it!" There were no rocks close by to crawl under! lol Kids say the darnest things.

OK so an American gets on a train in Paris and walks up the train and back and cant find a seat and there is a lady with her dog in the seat next to her and the American says..

"Ma'ma, can u please move your dog so i can sit down."

and the French lady says

"you Americans r all the same, u want everything for urselfves NO!"

so the American walks back up the train and back down and comes back to the lady and says

"I have no where to sit, can u please move ur dog"

the French lady says,

"U Americans r always wanting everything, well Fifi is not moving!"

so the American picks the dog up and throws it out the window and sits down and the lady turns to an British man and says

"Did u see that!?! u r my witness to this what do u have to say to him!"

then the British man says to the American,

"u Americans r always doing things wrong, u eat with the wrong spoon, u drive on the wrong side of the road, and now you've thrown the wrong b**** out the window"

Get connected with Glow Wings and you'll find lots of laughs! lol

I'm so sorry you had a bad day! I personally think people should be able to take their birthday off from work and get paid that day! If life isn't the greatest here on earth we have something to look forward to if we are saved: eternal life with Jesus forever.

Happy birthday, sister. Am sorry you had a terrible day. Hope this christian music video "Baby Got Book" will help cheer you up.

http://www.tangle.com/view_video.php?viewkey=97759...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4

Am not sure which link works better, since I can't view them from my workplace after doing google search, so am posting these two links.

God bless you. :)

Awww Sorry to hear that, Happy Birth Day!!!

Here is sharing wth you somethng funny I hope you enjoy it:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qFffq8_gis&feature...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R46poho3pQ&feature...

God bless you my friend

Hey happy b-day :D

Today's Pattie Boyd's birthday too (if you don't know who she is, she's george harrison's first wife) lol

You are awesome!

say BOB SAGET a few times, that should make you laugh. then read this poem:

H omless

O utside

B oxes

O n the streets

that spells HOBO! ☺☺☺♥☺☺☺ Happy Birthday!!!!!

QUIT WITH THE THUMBS DOWN!!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?