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Why am I still awake?

Seriously. I really am tired. someone tell me a bedtime story....

Update:

1:30am

i have to wake up a 7am.

Update 2:

looks like we are all in the same boat. once, i just stayed up all night doing this... not tonight... stay safe all, and lay off the resident evil~

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  • 1 decade ago
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    well its ok for me because its only 8:08pm :) so I will be here for quite a while!

    bed time story... hmm... heres one me and some friends wrote at school today (where you can only see the last line and then have to write a bit of the story not knowing what has happend before):

    One day little Bobilina was walking to school. She was 6 years old when the incident happend.

    She was in her bedroom when suddenly a fat gorilla ran into her room.

    While she was smoking her weed.

    She suddenly went into a hippie-like mood, and put flowers in her hair.

    Then her mother walked in and started to yell.

    "Stop getting high" she screamed "your to young. Now give me a puff of that".

    "No mom! It helps me live".

    Her mom threatend "if you don't get rid of that I will call the police.

    "but I like it!" she said and started to cry hippie tears as we all know turn into cannabis. (Flight of the Conchords! This should explain that last sentence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Qu3iP3RYA )

    So then she started to smoke her tears. And blew the smoke in her moms face.

    Her mother enjoyed it so much, she overdosed and died.

    The end :)

  • Jordan
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Once upon a time, there was a princess and she went outside to look at the moon and some guy with a chainsaw cut her head off.

    I think I should lay off the Resident Evil.

  • 1 decade ago

    You are hooked on Yahoo Answers. This is the most addictive substance known to man.

  • 1 decade ago

    i am having the same problem. it 1:46 am and I need to be at school in the morning.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Probably the same reason I am, curious to see what questions are on tonight.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ugh. I hear you.

    I'm sick and can't get to sleep, and when I finally fall asleep, I wake up like two hours later.

  • 1 decade ago

    Im having the same issue...

    its 240 here though

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i've got class for 10 and i just got in from the club wasted...sleep is coming soon

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thinkin of me too much again, huh? typical. *sighs*

    haha, my gf's calling me at 7 and ti's past 2:30 here.... yeah, i'm not even sure i should bother going to bed. lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why would u wanna leave :).

    btw,What time is it for you?

    Edit. okay u should really get to bed (Y)

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