HARRY POTTER FANS: THE ROWLING-meyer STORY PART II !!?

In the dark, late-night streets of Privet drive, a feminine figure was wandering alone. At least it appeared so… She was about to take a turn, and move into one of the silent houses that surrounded the streets like guardians of the night, when a large silhouette of a man materialized in front of her…

“G’ evenin’ Mistruss Rowling” said the man from under his dense set of moustache and beard.

“Oh…Hagrid…it’s you” JK said with relief, “What are you doing here?”

“Jus’ tryin’ to look for anothe’ boy-who-lived” Hagrid said clapping his vast hands.

“Is the story about my boy-who-lived over?” JK asked.

“Ye O’course…” Hagrid said, “In fact, even his kids are now attendin’ Hogwarts” He finished fast, as he heard the sound of someone scribbling behind JK’s back.

“Who’s there?” Hagrid croaked.

“Uh” JK replied “Don’t worry about her, she’s Stacy Mayor-”

“-Stephanie Meyer” a female voice corrected her.

“Yeah, whoever you are.” JK went on, “She’s been doing this since past few years. She keeps on moving behind me, under my shadow…How disgusting.”

“Okay,” Hagrid said and peeked behind JK’s back to see a woman with a fat dictionary in her hand, reading and at the same time scribbling something.

“Hey yeh, Stephanne Myers-”

“-Stephanie Meyer” SM corrected again, “What the chagrin!”

“Whatever! Why don’t you leave Mistruss Rowling alone” Hagrid said waving his fat finger at her, and the latter, evidently terrified, cried out,

“Edward! Bella!”

And as in response to her shriek, a person emerged. No, they were two, the illusion was generated because they were kissing, or maybe…eating each other.

“mwhat mis mit mmiss mmeyer?” Edward mumbled, not even removing his lips from the other’s.

“Look at this chagrin man, he is threatening me.” SM replied.

“mWho mis mthis mman?” Edward grumbled again.

“ ‘am a half-giant” Hagrid said indifferently “Yeh? ”

“I’m ma mlamepire” Edward said.

“You ARE A CHAGRIN VAMPIRE!!” SM shouted.

“mO mYeah! mI’m mused mto mbeing mcalled a mlamepire.”

“Can this………person, take his tongue out of the girl’s mouth?” JK couldn’t take the filthy mumblings any more “Hagrid, ask him to leave the girl alone.”

“ No one can force Edward into something,” SM declared proudly “He does what he wishes to do”

“Oh Yeah!” Hagrid accepted the challenge, “Lemme try out.” Saying this he turned and promptly imparted a blow to the lover’s face.

“POW!” and the vampire banged into the nearest fence.

“What the chagrin have you done to my dazzling prince-” SM couldn’t stop her tears, but Bella’s panting distracted her as she tried to regain normal breath, “Thank you handsome” She winked at Hagrid. “Can I stay with you from tomorrow, I’ve had enough of Vampires and Werewolves, now I want to check a GIANT out.

Hagrid blushed, “Errr…”

“Hagrid, do you think Madam Maxime will let her live if she saw her with you!” JK reminded him.

“ahhh…” Each head shifted, as the fallen vampire struggled to stand up and labored his way out of the broken fence, to get into the range of the flickering streetlight.

“YOU!!” JK nearly screamed out, as the lame’s face became visible.

“Cedric” Hagrid barked.

“WHY?”JK walked to him “Why did you do this? I thought you were dead, and here you are, sucking blood of innocents. Is this what you learned back at Hogwarts?”

“Then what did you expect me to do? You handed me that fat ugly Cho Chang. And Pettigrew told me that you are planning to kill me after your celebrated hero wins the Triwizard tournament.” He paused to gulp a lungful of air, “This Stealing Mare-”

“Stephanie Meyer,” SM interrupted.

“That wasn’t your name,”Edward told sternly “I described you as a stealing mare”

“Oh…then it’s all right.” SM looked satisfied enough.

“So…”Edward continued “She offered me Edward, and I compromised with The Dark Lord to safely get me out of your plot.”

“How does this Dark Lord look?” It was Bella “Is he tall, dark and handsome?”

“Forget about this chagrin dark lord” SM burst out, “I’ve planned for a new mate for you.”

“Severus…….”

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