easy pole: What do you do when a 2x4 isn't big enough?

G-U-N. It's an oldie, but a goodie.

When you need 3 X 5

get a 4 x 4

get a bigger pole ∙

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and stop hitting yourself over the head with it

add another 2x4!

stop using a flat wood, and upgrade to seomthing that more or less resembles a log or small animal.

Call a contractor.

then you get a 4x4 or even a 6x4 but if you can't do it with a 6x4 i mean come on

Hook a chain to your trailer hitch.

I crawl in and start licking my way out.

Go for the groin.