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How did Humpity Dumpity get on the wall to have a big fall in the first place?

He was too fat and round to get up there himself.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    It was an elaborate plan that his X-wife planned.

    So first, she got him extremely drunk, then she dared him to clime Jack's bean stalk and then jump from a cloud onto the wall. (now, usually Humpity was smarter then this, but he was drunk) So, he jumped, cracked on impact, and his pieces fell all over the ground so it looked like an accident.

  • 1 decade ago

    Re your question on Mr. Dumpity the police here in Glasgow are working on a tip-off from a Jack Horner that he was PUSHED.

  • 1 decade ago

    He didn't have a big fall - he had a great fall. He did that to make up for a lousy summer.

  • King J
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    He used Hump-ity powers!

    =)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I agree, a ladder.

  • 1 decade ago

    i think it was a murder dressed up to look like a suicide or accident

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There was a ladder.

  • 1 decade ago

    if he care about his self

  • drunk maybe?

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