How do I tell my mom I'm pregnant?

WHY DO I KEEP FALLING FOR THESE

argh

the april fools questions ARE violations, you know...

From the suggestion board:

"Yes, April Fool Day questions are violation!

Created 18 hours ago by Dad.

Category: Comments

Hi,

I would like to inform that April Fool Day questions intended to fool the Community are violation of the Community Guidelines, so please refrain from asking them on the Answers active site.

An example of an Apirl Food Day question is as followed:

Q. Yahoo! Answers is closing on the 4th of April. Why is it closing down?

Additional details: YaY! It is April Food Day Gotcha!

Again, all April Fool Day questions intended to fool the Community is a violation of the Community Guidelines.

I hope this helps.

Dad"

Tell her that as an April Fools joke!

i thought about that. but she'd choke me before i could say april fools. haha. not kidding! so i told her i left my expensive jewelry at school. lol

lmao... wow..

Whats up with all the "April Fools" questions?

lol

funny way:

"mom... a chemistry experiment went horribly wrong..."

:D

Mhm, I SO didn't see that coming.

nice try

lol i know it was something like that

lol uhh idk/ just say "mom i got pregnant!" she will be very happy and then say "may fools!"

~happy may fools every one!~