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Why do you suppose my left butt cheek is colder than the right butt cheek?

Just curious to see what kind of creative answers you guys can come up with. But really the left is colder than the right!

Update:

come on SOMEONE give me a good reason to chuckle. I don't want any serious answers.

Update 2:

at least Hell No came up with something silly.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    try covering ALL his face

  • You live in the Northern hemisphere. In the Southern hemisphere your right butt cheek would be colder. It has something to do with the gravity from the Moon (ha ha!).

  • 1 decade ago

    If you insist on standing in front of the refrigerator while talking on the phone it is a good idea to close the fridge door or face the opposite direction for equal time.

    For some strange reason I have suddenly been thinking of a hot beef sandwich for lunch

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Lolz! I actually had to read it 2-3 times because I was just like "how the **** did it get from a computer to the playground". But with the 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air', yeah... Nice though!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hell No is right on!

    Spooning nekkid will bring balance to your cheeks.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    circulation...

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