Ladies, do you fart in your cubicle at work?

Gosh, I try not to...I'm surrounded by executives, and it wouldn't go over very well, if I let out a ripper. But to be sure, it happens every now & again.

A few weeks ago, I was working an off-site meeting. I found out last-minute that the presentations had changed, and had to use the hotel's computers to print out the updates. Naturally, the printer was uber slow, so I was sitting there for quite a while. I was absorbed in my own frustration, and had just finished dinner, so I let out a doozey. And it was a stinker! That's when I realized that one of the other hotel guests had walked in to browse the hotel's DVD library. Thank the stars he didn't say anything, because I would probably have DIED from embarrassment!

Well, let me just start off by telling you that everybody farts regardless. Of course many people will never admit it when it does happen in either school, church, movie theater or any other place in public. Believe it or not, everybody farts in public since it's almost impossible to hold it all day without something else coming out instead of just a fart.

Hope I help !!!

Joseph D : )

You need to lighten it up a bit, buy a gasmask, and everytime you fart, wear it...Make a joke out of it, everyone will love it.

I have one in my cubicle, and whenever someone lets go of a nasty one, I wear it, and everyone thinks its hillarious.

Personally I fart in my pants except in the bath, then I fart in water or when naked, in air!

i love when beautiful ladies fart.

First of all, use the bathroom, please! Second, "ladies" and "fart" just don't sound right in the same sentance.

Are you trying to win the award for dumbest question?