Funny and made up words with funky definitions.?

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1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

nme · Accepted Answer

those damned frusts!!!!

Anonymous · Answer

Made Up Words And Definitions

Anonymous · Answer

1.  Dog Gasket - the black ring around a dog's lips.

2.  Courtniferian - Something related to someone named Courtney

3.  Michelle Factory - a place where there is a lot of women named Michelle.

4.  Rotten Brotillus - what is cleaned out of the refrigerator.

5.  Eye Boogers - what you wipe out of your eyes first thing in the morning.

Metal Nettle · Answer

I love Sniglets.

This one is fun:

Squigger (skiwg' uhr) - n. A cherry tomato that explodes upon contact with a fork.

Also Zyzibots, which are the marks left on your nose when you take off your glasses - but I can't find that one on here right now.

Anonymous · Answer

L OL 10/10 x

rock55 · Answer

FARKING SPOT:  You think you see an empty parking space down the row but when you get there it isn't empty, it's occupied by a tiny car or motorcycle.

the great 1 · Answer

haha these are them to me:

1. i am aquadextris
2. i always do-lol
3. haha ya thats me...
4. haha thats happen to me but not for a while...
5. i hate it
6. haha iv done that
7. haha ya ive always seen them and im like "........."
8. i get that all the time! i called someone and im like sh*t who is this so i say i have the rong num then i call back two min later theyre like wtf didnt u just call here two min ago?!!?
9. haha we always have that from our two dogs!
10. haha i wait till between the 3rd and 4th ring-lol

Anonymous · Answer

SNEVE when you sneeze into your sleeve.
KOOVALAVA eating a coconut in hawaii by a volcano
LERTAFIDEN eating a guitar
VOLANTENADERISCOTIANTANADA saying hi to everyone you pass on the street.

Leanne Matthews · Answer

FREAKIN MCNASTY!! When someone or something you see is so repulsive, it defies the human language.

fan of dan · Answer

omg
hahahhahahahahahahah i m definitely gonna use it in my conversations frm now on! lol
hhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahha

Anonymous · Answer

10 was good -- I do that a lot!
How about "fugly"? It's much worse than plain ugly (f***ing ugly). ~:D>

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Funny and made up words with funky definitions.?

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