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Does President Obama understand...?

numbers??

The dept. of defense briefed the president this morning, they told Obama that 2 Brazilians soldiers were wounded in Iraq. To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.

Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a Brazilian?"

This is especially funny since he obviously has no understanding of the billion or trillion either!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LOL!! Yet another great one from my Cutie!! Hee hee! :)

  • 5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Imavirgo85: THAT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL. "weither" is not a word, and you mean "he's" not "his". '85 meaning you already graduated!!! This is like 4 grade stuff. And what does "muslim" have to do with anything. Some people are so stupid... they feel the need to bring muslim into everything. If not that, then black. And I love how "racists" always "forget" that he's partially white and black....

    About the joke..... What would be million? Amazonillion??

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Silly.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL, but unfortunately for legal US citizens Obama and his party of liberal lunatics depict average human beings as morons that are incapable of taking care of themselves... :(

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yeah that is realllllyyyyy old. It was funnier with Bush since he would have actually said that, but not so much with Obama.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This joke would fit Bush better than Obama.

  • 1 decade ago

    That joke is so old. People used to apply it to Bush.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ur a meanie. stop picking on the president of the united states.

  • He wouldn't have been president if he didnt know anything about numbers. Duhh.

    Source(s): -Use some logic.
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