I have a pet platypus...?

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perry my platypus is very sick and i need help how do i take care of him he is barking like a dog HELP! im worried please and he is chasing cats i think he is turing into a dog!?1 he alsso acts like a secret agent i need help im scared for poor perry!!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I'm very scared for your poor mental health.

I LOVE NACHOS · Answer

First feed him goat cheese, then light a bunch of candles and have an official Platypus Ceremony in your most frequently used bathroom. Then hang him by his tail on a post or something outside. This helps him to regain sanity and remember that he's a platypus, not a dog!!

:) · Answer

shut up and stop being a troll..

Lydia · Answer

I want a platypus

Anonymous · Answer

I had the same problem With Hipster Brief the third my pet echidna,
In the end the solution was easy, 
I ate him..

? · Answer

I think you should take it to a vet or a specialist. If your animal is sick you don't want it to get worse so take it to a vet. =]

alice cullen · Answer

How big is it? Anyways I think you should tell a Vet. They will tell what to do.

. * stephaniee- · Answer

PERRY THE PLATYPUS !!!  

PHINEAS & FERB!  

OMFGSH!

nice name ;)

trizzie d · Answer

you know that this is really not funny, right?
and u really need to stop and get a life.....

xXxLemonxXx · Answer

ahaha. nice. you should definitely eat him. that will solve everything.

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I have a pet platypus...?

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