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Being A Legal prostitute?

Times are pretty tough for us right now. My wife doesn't really have any decent qualifications in order to earn good money. I'm on benefits & can't work cause of my dodgy ankle- also I have a NERVOUS CONDITION and some acne too, I am not fit for work. Anyway I've suggested she goes on the game as an escort, shes still young enough & fresh. But I was wondering about the various pitfalls, tax & laws in my country with regard to prostitution. I want to try do it all legally or as near above boar, classy like.... as possible. So Where can I find out more please? Oh yeah, I'm in the UK and I wanna build a sex dungeon in my basement.

Thanks

Update:

ughh god, fumble fingers " above board" excuse me.

Update 2:

No bored housewives wo can't spell on here please

Update 3:

A the uk is the kinkiest nation WORLDWIDE, I think theres great market potential.

Update 4:

Jesus, you can tell there’s no school. The great ovulating hypocrite woman and now all the kids... ughhh

Update 5:

limp noodle lol

Update 6:

..... lmfao

Update 7:

Now some Spina bifida guy is telling me to grow a backbone, this is just classic. This is poetry but not really getting any answers?

Update 8:

Now some Spina bifida guy is telling me to grow a backbone, this is just classic. This is poetry but not really getting any answers?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    OK, the facts.

    1) In the UK prostitution as such is not illegal.

    2) However, if you benefit in any way, no matter how small, from her earnings, you would be guilty of the crime of "Living off immoral earnings".

    3) She would be liable to pay UK tax and National Insurance like every other earner but since there is no actual salary HMRC will "estimate" her earnings, and they always eatimate high on the assumption that she would not declare all of her earnings.

    4) There will always be the risk of her contracting an STI, some of which can do serious permanent damage.

    5) There is also the risk of her ending up with a violent client, no matter how polite and innocent they may at first appear. This could be especially so in a dungeon type scenario where things could so easily get out of hand.

    6) If she is going to do "out-calls" as well, how will you guarantee her safety/

    7) There is always the possibility of your neighbours finding out what is going on at your house. A lot of male visitors at all hours is a bit of a giveaway.

    8) There is always the chance that she will find a man who is better than you in bed and has more money and just leave you for him.

    9) If the above doesn't happen she just might have more sex than she can handle and not want to have sex with you as well.

    10) You have no guarantee that your plan will even work and you could end up out of pocket rather than making money.

    11) You have to face the possibility that you may even come to dislike what she is doing but find that you cannot stop what has become a runaway train.

    12) Ultimately you could just destroy what you already have and end up alone and much worse off.

    Finally, I have to ask; If you are too ill to work, how will you be physically able to build a sex dungeon in your basement? And, if you have so little money, how will you pay for it?

    It is not something for the faint hearted, the naive or the ill-prepared, and that applies to you both.

    Source(s): If you have to ask the source of my information, you really are not ready for the world of escorting. (And no, I have never had a wife in the business).
  • Fergy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I have a back that has no cushion in between 4 discs and I work my butt off, so your puny excuses are no good. You can sit and type and play on the computer but you can't work? Your a bum who wants your wife to spread her legs because you don't have the drive to work like a man. You are off your rocker dude. Get a job, be a man, and treat your wife as you should, like a queen. She shouldn't have to become a whorre for you. Get a life.

  • larry
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    lol,,, your kidding right? I mean no man in his right mind is going to let his beloved do this, right? Have you no scruples or respect for her at all?

    UK guy, I'm 42 no kid. I just don't get it is all. I really don't know your situation but your obviously being serious. Are things really that bad there? I'm not being judgmental at the moment. I'm actually trying to understand what exactly your really saying here

    Source(s): cap
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    As long as she can keep all of the money, she has my vote. Why does she need you? You just sit around eating cheetos all day, and expect to collect off of her? Think again Limp noodle.

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  • LeeH
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Train her well, and with any luck she'll lock you in your dungeon...never to be seen again!

    (You shouldn't point fingers at people who can't spell since you don't seem to have excellent writing skills yourself)

  • 1 decade ago

    wow... you're full of all kinds of excuses... be a man, get a job.

  • R&C
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    weirdo whats your acne got to do with it? weirdo!

  • A
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Please don't admit you are from the UK, you are embarrassing us.

  • you need help!!!!

  • SJR
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    wtf?

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