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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between

assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and

cold-****** him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid crap and act like an ***. So, He sent me."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Very interesting. Funny but gives a good moral lesson to those guys who believe they are greater than the one who created them. The professor really got what he deserves.

  • 1 decade ago

    I think both the professor and the marine were out of line. The professor had no business mocking peoples' beliefs and the marine is guilty of assault.

  • 1 decade ago

    God Bless the Marine. I would love to shake his hand.He was exactly 100% right as far as I am concerned.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That was an awesomely good story that made me laugh. I have to tell it to my friends.

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! I love it!

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