a weird weird question?

i just tell my boyfriend I have a headache and leave me alone hahahahaha

Oh my gosh! Your freakin' have a wild imagination dude. :p anyways i think I would run away...lol! I freakin' love monkeys...OMG dude that actully happened to me...it was after my banana when I went for a holiday in india...I did not let go of the banana and it pounced on meh and I ran screaming...I remember calling the monkey Banana! (Lol, Im not that creative)

The point is that I would run away screaming, but I would make sure to give it my banana first ;)

P.S: Monkeys love bananas dude :p

Are we talking about a monkey or an ape? I mean, I know you said "monkey" but the two are often confused. If it were a monkey, I'd probably poop in my hand and throw it at him. I think that's some kind of sign of respect or endearment. Apes... well, apes are a whole different story.

Climb a tree. If it's a big fat monkey it probably won't make it up.

you will have to run the monkey might be trying to attack u i have experienced this at the zoo. run if a monkey is coming towards u

if its a gorilla then obviously i would run

jus some random monkey i would find a or sth i can defend myself with --! running not solving any problem

zzz for gorilla its hopeless either way so jus findin some blind hope in running

Give it a banana "good fat monkey" *pat head* haha!

Step 1

Take out video camera.

Step 2

Kick monkey.

Step 3

Grab monkey by neck.

Step 4

Steal it's bananas.

Step 5

Post video on Youtube.

big fat monkey? isn't big and fat the same thing

I love weird stuff but I must say this IS a wierd question so I guess I would try to calm it down.........

Ask it how the weather is in Africa and are you 10 years old or something?