Funny Pick Up Lines [20 c]?

"My name's Pogo, would you like to jump on my stick?"

LOL Yuck...I hear it all the time on the commercial for Keys To The VIP...

Ha...I would have put a more appropriate one, but all the others were already taken. At least the ones that I can think of...

Hey babe are you an angel? Cause you've got ****.(god I'm Alone)

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by you again?

You must be a parking ticket because you've got "FINE" written all over you!

Are you from tennessee? cause your the only 10 i see.

are you a library card? cause i'm checkin you out

are you lucky charms? cause your magically delicious

are you a magician? cause when your in the room you make everyone else disappear.

if your right leg is easter, and your left leg is thanksgiving, can i visit you in between the holidays?

If you were a cereal you'd be frosted flakes because you bring out the tiger in me!

If you were a soup you'd be Cambells, because you are MMM MMM Good!

If you were a president you'd be BAbraham Lincoln!

Cool right? Lol God bless.

Hey baby you want to get on my train? Because I choo...choo...choose you. That was the dumbest/Funny one I've heard.

Also:

I hope I didn't forget my library card cuz I'm checkin' you out.

Did you just fart? because you blew me away. Lol haha =]

Unsuccessful pick-up lines:

I'm from Wisconsin, and my name is Jeffrey (or Ed). Wanna see what I have in my freezer???

I'll take you someplace nice to eat. Like Taco Bell.

Wanna help me test out my sleep machine?

Wanna see my mom's basement? I spend alot of time there.

Wanna see my shower? It only gets used once a week.

My psychiatrist says I should ask you out. Are you brave enough to go with me?

By phone: You'll have to come over to my place...they're making me wear an ankle restraint.

My previous girlfriends all put out restraining orders against me, but I know you'll be different!

Excuse me, miss. Could I ask you, were we tortured and then

burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish

Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives in the early 12th

century?

I love this question.. It made my day..

Here's one:

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Will the answer to this question be same as the answer to the question do you want to have sex with me?