Chuck Norris Jokes! (funniest one gets 10 pts.)?

Children wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Children check their closets for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

When "God" said 'let there be light' Chuck Norris insisted 'say please!'

If I think of more I'll be back...

chuck norris ran around the world so fast he punched himself in the back of the head.

why did chuck norris cross the road? he didnt the road crossed with him.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

I have plenty -- I'll just make a list.

1. Some guys pee their names in the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in the concrete.

2. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

3. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

4. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection... there were no survivors.

5. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris's first visit to Tokyo.

6. Chuck Norris did, in fact, build Rome in a day.

7. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

8. Chuck Norris can literally "raise the roof," and he can do it with his left pinky.

9. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

10. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

There are no such things as an "extinct animal" only animals that pissed off Chuck Norris.

and to add to that.... Chuck Norris is really millions of years old...its just that the grim reaper doesnt have the guts to face him

"family guy reference" They say that behind Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin, but another fist.

If u were to look up "Chuck Norris getting his assed kicked" on google it would show no results...it would just say that you have 10 seconds b4 Chuck Norris kicks your ***.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked so fast it went back in time and killed Hitler...

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

The great wall of China was China's original defense against Chuck Norris...it failed miserably

police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11...suicide

Thats everything from the top of my head.

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris counted to infinite twice.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. Thats why there are no signs of life there.

eh thats all i can remember.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

OK I actually MADE this one up, unlike the other people here...

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, RUN AWAY!

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

tired of Chuck Norris Jokes!