uk joke best of british......................?

A Somalian arrives in London as a new immig rant to the UK .

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says ........

'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Morrocan !'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !'

The person says, 'I not British, I am Polish !'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain !'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India , I am not from Britain !'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?'

She says , 'No, I am from Afghanistan !'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British?'

The Afghani lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'