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Survey: Those bumper stickers that say "My Kid Is An Honor Student...?
....at A.E. Neumann Middle School" or "Proud Parent Of A Blowhole High School Tuba Player"? Here's my problem: My daughter and her six kids live in a trailer park with her boyfriend and cousin, either of whom could be the father, and my cross-dressing son sells cocaine to tourists on the lower east side of Manhattan. Neither finished school, but I REALLY want one of those bumper stickers. So...
Can someone design a bumper sticker for me? Something along the lines of, "My Kids Are Both Losers And They Make Me Cringe" would work fine. Come on, I know you can do it...
Winning entry gets ten points. And please, keep it clean. I gotta drive my car around town, and people know who I am.
Star if you think my wife and I should have bought a German Shephard instead...
Y!A sez: Education & Reference > Homework Help. You're a little late...
28 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Mine says My kid beat-up the Honor student of his School!
- reneem1954_2000Lv 61 decade ago
You can actually make one yourself. Buy magnetick paper from places like Staples or other stores like it. Walmart occassionally has them. I would also buy lamenate paper to go over it cause of rain. My sticker says "My best friend is a dachshud" LOL "You could put the best one in the family is my German Shepard!" (Get one, it will keep your mind off you other problems. LOL
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- FizzgigLv 41 decade ago
Your honor student got my whore of a daughter pregnant.
and
Your honor student buys coke from my cross- dressing son.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I think you'll need two bumper stickers...
My daughter is a baby machine...and
My son is a businessman.
- TootsLv 61 decade ago
"My kids can beat the crap out of your kids"
"My kid could be your kid's baby Daddy"
"Our gene pool needs more CHLORINE!"
"In our family, a mind is a terrible thing..."
"Your welfare dollars at work"...
"Vodka-Valium Lattes...they're not just for breakfast anymore.."
"Our son is a Proud Honor Student at RuPaul's School of Drag Racing"
"Our Family tree...has no branches..."
Source(s): (LOL! You think like I do...LOVED your question..!) 50 years (and counting!) young...and have NEVER had kids...hmmm..wonder why???!!!) (tho' I am a step-mom)... - laughalotLv 61 decade ago
"My kids swim in the shallow end of the gene pool"
"With family like mine who needs enemies?"
"Proud parent of a social experiment gone wrong!"
That's all I've got and thank you for the giggle, you made my day!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
If your kids are honor students, you oughta see mine
My son has better clothes then his mother
- 1 decade ago
Here's a place where you can custom make your own bumper sticker.
Have fun with this haha
- ?Lv 41 decade ago
yes, i agree. my daughter is in 7th grade and she has learning disabilities. i wish i had a good bumper sticker idea.
