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Nice Once-----Enjoy and star if you like?
Few Good things to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.) If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2.) Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
3.) Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
4.) He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affairs.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
5.) So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow & sure!
6.) Only 20 percent boys have brains, the rest have girlfriends!
7.) All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
8.) Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
9.) When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
10.) 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
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DIVORCE VS MURDER
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
WOW! Your Divorce Vs Murder was absolutely awesome!
Lets have some fun with ~ Few Good things to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.) If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
~~ Tried it! The freakin' stomach reminds you that you have to eat, drink, $h!t, pee etc...
2.) Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
~~ Nah! "What we have inside" does not mean 'nude'!
3.) Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
~~ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! totally agree!
4.) He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affairs.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
~~ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! totally agree!
5.) So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow & sure!
~~ Well, if marriage is a slow & sure suicide option, lets consider the alternatives...'Living Single' ~ OMG! The human race would have ended long ago! 'Living together' OMG! A world full of bastards!
6.) Only 20 percent boys have brains, the rest have girlfriends!
~~ Small correction...the rest have girlfriends or wives!
7.) All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
~~ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! totally agree!
8.) Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma
Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
~~ Stop listening and srtart doing!
9.) When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
~~ Better still choose one of the options at Sr. No. 5 above!
10.) 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
~~ Well, I guess we can add this as one of the options at Sr. No. 5 above!!!.
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- Jumping SunLv 71 decade ago
This is your most excellent post yet, particularly second one. Star for you.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
They really make me laugh
THanks.
Ur jokes were actually drolin....gud 1
Once more.............
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
hey very funny jokes!!!!!!
from where u get such kind of jokes?????
A star for u!!!!!!!
tusi chaa gaye paaji!!!!!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
really good jokes.
